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slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

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jerryspringers:

when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering

image

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danielodowd:

Thundering Footsteps by G R A Y S O N on Flickr.

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

ultimatefangirl24601:

livepreppily:

preppyinpink9:

I have literally reblogged this so many times like

I’m mesmerized

Their reactions tho
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scamanders:

nothing pisses me off more than when i’m showing one of my favourite movies to someone and all they do is look at their phone and miss all the important parts

Thisssssssssss

marypussypoppins:

looks like this cat just witnessed a sick burn